1,001 Reasons We're (Probably) Single

930.

Whitney: you’d make a good drunken con artist though
Me: awww that’s the sweetest thing you’ve said to me this week
Whitney: i know how to romance my lady!

Posted Friday, October 16th, at 12:35 AM (∞).

931. Formal Balls

Sara: I just googled
Sara: “testicles with a bowtie”
Sara: my life has reached a new low.
Whitney: i concur

Posted Friday, October 16th, at 12:27 AM (∞).

932.

Whitney: Spotted at the Humane Society: A couple with a stroller. The tiny child is forced to walk while the dogs are piled into the stroller. Your future.

Sara: Puppies > Children

Posted Friday, October 9th, at 2:53 PM (∞).

933.

Posted Thursday, October 8th, at 2:19 PM (∞).

934.

Posted Wednesday, October 7th, at 11:57 AM (∞).

935.

Greg: I'm still not dating anybody.

Whitney: Because you're saving yourself for Sara Katherine.

Greg: Please. If I wanted to be emasculated every day, I'd watch The View.

Found via whitneyinthecity. Posted Monday, September 21st, at 7:23 PM (∞).

936.

Sara: I had a dream last night that you declared I was the prettiest one in our group.

Whitney: I had a dream about Big Brother.

Sara: This says a lot about who we are.

Posted Sunday, September 6th, at 2:40 AM (∞).

937.

Whitney: yeah, and they gave me free soaps.

Sara: FREE SOAPS!!!!!!

Sara: now you can bathe properly.

Whitney: hahahahah

Whitney: one is made out of avocado

Sara: MMMM

Sara: I'm gonna eat it for dinner

Whitney: that would not surprise me.

Posted Thursday, September 3rd, at 2:45 PM (∞).

938.

Sara: The lead singer is totally your type.

Whitney: Ew, no. Why would you even say that?

Sara: Cause he looks like a fat Jesus!

Posted Friday, August 28th, at 11:19 AM (∞).

939. Because of men like THIS!

Posted Tuesday, August 25th, at 3:16 PM (∞).