930.
Whitney: you’d make a good drunken con artist though
Me: awww that’s the sweetest thing you’ve said to me this week
Whitney: i know how to romance my lady!
931. Formal Balls
Sara: I just googled
Sara: “testicles with a bowtie”
Sara: my life has reached a new low.
Whitney: i concur
932.
Whitney: Spotted at the Humane Society: A couple with a stroller. The tiny child is forced to walk while the dogs are piled into the stroller. Your future.
Sara: Puppies > Children
933.
934.
935.
Greg: I'm still not dating anybody.
Whitney: Because you're saving yourself for Sara Katherine.
Greg: Please. If I wanted to be emasculated every day, I'd watch The View.
936.
Sara: I had a dream last night that you declared I was the prettiest one in our group.
Whitney: I had a dream about Big Brother.
Sara: This says a lot about who we are.
937.
Whitney: yeah, and they gave me free soaps.
Sara: FREE SOAPS!!!!!!
Sara: now you can bathe properly.
Whitney: hahahahah
Whitney: one is made out of avocado
Sara: MMMM
Sara: I'm gonna eat it for dinner
Whitney: that would not surprise me.
938.
Sara: The lead singer is totally your type.
Whitney: Ew, no. Why would you even say that?
Sara: Cause he looks like a fat Jesus!
