1,001 Reasons We're (Probably) Single

SARA and WHITNEY.
Two twentysomething girls living in New York City...who will probably have to grow old together because they are so awesome.

964.

Sara: Oh! I just thought of a joke! Um ... What do cats ... Wait. What do felines get on their bodies?

Whitney: I don't know.

Sara: Cattoos!

Whitney: *silence*