1,001 Reasons We're (Probably) Single

SARA and WHITNEY.
Two twentysomething girls living in New York City...who will probably have to grow old together because they are so awesome.

944.

Sara: Do you think it would be dumb for my future fiance to buy me a $38,400 ring?
Whitney: UM. YES.
Sara: yeah. i agree.
Sara: A $30,200 one is probably better
Whitney: oh dear lord baby jesus